Delores Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Delores of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who retired politeness the moment she saw through it.

Featuring Delores and her signature saying, “I was raised to be polite. As I got older, I realized that was bullshit.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

For fifty years Delores smiled, nodded, and said “bless your heart” through gritted teeth. Then one Tuesday, somewhere between the bank line and the pharmacy, she simply stopped. It was the most relaxing day of her life.

These days Delores says exactly what she means, mostly kindly and always clearly. Her manners are still impeccable. Her patience for nonsense has left the building and taken the good china with it.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Delores on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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