Edda Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Edda of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who has examined the situation and determined that she is definitely not the problem.

Featuring Edda and her signature saying, “Not today, not yesterday, not ever.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Wear it to errands, brunch, book club, and every room you walk into knowing exactly who you are.

Edda has heard every excuse ever made and graded most of them. Her “no” is complete, her “maybe” means no, and her calendar has a permanently blocked slot labeled “Absolutely Not.”

She is warm, witty, and wonderful company, as long as you never mistake her kindness for availability. Edda decided long ago that her time is a limited edition, and she does not do reprints.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan 5000)
- Edda printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.