Evelyn Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Evelyn of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who’s lowered her expectations and still finds a way to be underwhelmed.

Featuring Evelyn and her signature saying, “Oh joy, another chance to be disappointed.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. This tote is perfect for errands, farmers markets, book club, the office, and anyone who has reached the age of knowing better but no longer feels obligated to explain it.

Evelyn has attended every reunion, every recital, and every “quick meeting” that ran ninety minutes. She went in with modest hopes, and she was disappointed anyway. At this point it’s practically a hobby.

Her sarcasm is dry enough to dust crops, and her eye-roll could power a small town. But underneath it all, Evelyn still shows up every time, sighing loudly, just in case this is the one that surprises her.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Two-sided: Evelyn on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Available in 5 colors
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.