Gertie Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Gertie of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who lets the silence finish her sentence for her.

Featuring Gertie and her signature saying, “I’m not saying you’re a dumbass, but…”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Wear it to errands, brunch, book club, and every room you walk into knowing exactly who you are.

Gertie believes in the power of the pause. She starts the sentence, lets it hang in the air, and allows your own good sense to finish it. Most people get there eventually. Some need a minute. Some need a diagram.

She is the sweetest woman in the church choir and the sharpest one at the card table, and she knows exactly when to be which. Gertie never actually calls anyone anything. She doesn’t have to.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan 5000)
- Gertie printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.