Helen Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Helen of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with very specific standards and zero interest in lowering them.

Featuring Helen and her signature saying, “I like my whiskey like I like my men, dark and aged.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Wear it to errands, brunch, book club, and every room you walk into knowing exactly who you are.

Helen has a well-stocked bar, a well-worn passport, and a well-earned reputation for knowing exactly what she likes. She takes her bourbon neat, her stories long, and her company seasoned.

Young and shiny has never been her type. Helen prefers character, depth, and a little smoke around the edges, in her glass and on her arm. She has tasted plenty, and she knows good aging when she sees it.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan 5000)
- Helen printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.