Lan Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Lan of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose gentle smile and golden afternoon light hide a very long memory.

Featuring Lan’s full portrait and her signature saying, “Do not take my silence as agreement. I am calculating my blackmail demands.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her where the family gathers, so everyone remembers she is always listening.

Silver hair under a woven conical straw hat, a jade pendant and jade bracelets, a black blouse embroidered with red flowers, her cheek resting on her hand beside red lanterns, a blue-and-white tea set, mandarin oranges and a pink lotus: Lan is the picture of a woman who knows more than she’s saying.

Hang her in the kitchen, the dining room, or the hallway, and let that knowing little smile keep everyone on their best behavior.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.