Loretta Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Loretta of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who brings her color, her calm and her complete lack of concern to your wall.

Featuring Loretta’s full portrait and her signature saying, “My give-a-damn didn’t break. It expired.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her in a cozy corner, as a daily reminder of what doesn’t deserve your worry.

Magenta and teal, a bindi and a nose stud, piles of bangles, layered beads and turquoise rings, lounging on her cushions with marigolds and a painted chai cup: Loretta is a portrait of a woman completely at peace.

Hang her where the stress piles up: the office, the hallway, the spot where the bills land. One look at her and you’ll remember that most of what worries you went stale a long time ago.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.