Loretta Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Loretta of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who runs her errands at her own pace and doesn’t mind who’s waiting.

Featuring Loretta and her signature saying, “My give-a-damn didn’t break. It expired.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the marigolds, the chai spices, and nothing that’s past its date.

Loretta takes her time at the market. She chooses her marigolds one by one, smells the spices, and chats with the vendor about his grandchildren. The line behind her can wait, and it does.

Somebody sighs loudly. Loretta does not turn around. She pays, smiles, and strolls out with a bag full of good things and not one trace of guilt.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Loretta on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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