Maxine Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Maxine of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who wears her filter like jewelry: lovely to look at, completely useless.

Featuring Maxine and her signature saying, “I’ve reached the age where my filter is purely decorative.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Everyday wear for the woman whose honesty is her favorite accessory.

Maxine has accessories for every occasion: amethyst rings, gold coin hoops, purple lipstick, and a filter that just sits there looking nice. Only one of those has stopped working, and she doesn’t miss it.

Ask her opinion and you’ll get it, unwrapped. Don’t ask, and you’ll get it anyway. She believes life is too short for small talk and too long to spend biting her tongue.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex crewneck tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton jersey: 100% preshrunk cotton in solid colors (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend)
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Maxine printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.