Maxine Two-Sided Tote | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Maxine of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who runs her errands in style and tells every clerk what she really thinks.

Featuring Maxine and her signature saying, “I’ve reached the age where my filter is purely decorative.” on the front, and the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back. Carries the olives, the orchid food, the good vermouth, and her unedited opinion of today’s prices.

Maxine’s errands are a social event. She compliments the florist’s orchids, questions the price of olives, and tells the young man at the register that his mustache is a bold choice. He thanks her. He isn’t sure why.

She leaves every shop with exactly what she came for and a few people still blinking. Her filter came along, of course. It’s in the bag, looking lovely.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic tote bag, 100% cotton
- Holds about 10 liters
- Long handles with reinforced stitching
- Two-sided: Maxine on the front, the Overly Ripe Wisdom logo on the back
- Colors: White, Natural, Red, Black and Navy
- Care: hand wash in lukewarm water
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.