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Maxine V-Neck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

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$33.99
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Maxine V-Neck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

$33.99
Sale price  $33.99 Regular price 
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Meet Maxine of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who goes out in sequins and says what everyone else is thinking.

Featuring Maxine and her signature saying, “I’ve reached the age where my filter is purely decorative.”, on a women’s performance V-neck. Light for a night out in full sparkle, with a martini and no editing.

When Maxine goes out, she goes out in purple sequins with a dash of leopard, and she orders a dirty martini with extra olives. The bartender knows her. So does everyone else at the bar, within ten minutes.

She’ll tell the band they’re wonderful, the man at the next table that his toupee isn’t fooling anyone, and her friends exactly what she thinks of their new boyfriends. Everybody laughs. Mostly.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Team 365 TT11W women’s performance V-neck tee
- Lightweight 3.5 oz 100% polyester interlock
- Moisture-wicking, with bright color that lasts
- Women’s cut; tear-away label
- Sizes XS to 4XL
- Maxine printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.

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