Mei Crewneck Tee | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Mei of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with a memory like a filing cabinet and the receipts to prove it.

Featuring Mei and her signature saying, “I don’t hold grudges. I remember accurately.”, on a heavyweight unisex crewneck tee. Wear it to errands, brunch, book club, and every room you walk into knowing exactly who you are.

Mei never forgets a birthday, a name, or a slight. She remembers what you wore to the 1994 garden party, what you said about her dumplings, and the exact date you promised to return her good scissors.

She is not vindictive, just thorough. Mei forgives generously and remembers precisely, so if she brings it up at dinner, it isn’t a grudge. It’s the historical record, lovingly preserved.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan 5000)
- Mei printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.