Mei Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Mei of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman with a memory like a filing cabinet and the receipts to prove it.

Featuring Mei’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I don’t hold grudges. I remember accurately.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the family calendar. She’ll never forget a birthday, and she’ll never forget a slight.

Mei never forgets a birthday, a name, or a slight. She remembers what you wore to the 1994 garden party, what you said about her dumplings, and the exact date you promised to return her good scissors.

She is not vindictive, just thorough. Mei forgives generously and remembers precisely, so if she brings it up at dinner, it isn’t a grudge. It’s the historical record, lovingly preserved.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.