Nora Pullover Hoodie | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Nora of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman who skipped denial and went straight to acceptance, on her own terms.

Featuring Nora and her signature saying, “I didn’t wake up like this. I woke up and chose violence.”, on a classic pullover hoodie that keeps you warm and keeps everyone else informed. The front pouch pocket holds snacks, tissues, and opinions.

Nora used to start each morning gently, with herbal tea, light stretching, and a gratitude list. Then the world kept testing her, and she upgraded to dark roast and a firm handshake that rearranges priorities.

She isn’t angry. She’s decisive. Nora wakes up, picks her battles, wins most of them before breakfast, and still has time to water her tomatoes.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Classic unisex pullover hoodie (Gildan 18500)
- Hood with drawstrings and a front pouch pocket
- Nora printed on the front
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.