Opal Poster | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Opal of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose turquoise, denim and good sense deserve a spot on your wall.

Featuring Opal’s full portrait and her signature saying, “I came. I saw. I decided it wasn’t worth the parking.”, in rich color on premium matte paper. Hang her by the car keys, as a reminder to ask whether the outing is really worth it.

Spiky silver hair, turquoise at every turn, an embroidered denim jacket and fringed jeans, a painted mug of coffee at a café whose chalkboard reads “Buen Café, Buena Vida”: Opal looks like a woman who has already made up her mind, and she has.

Hang her by the door. Before anyone heads out to something they’re dreading, she’ll be there with her sunglasses and her journal, asking the only question that matters: is it worth the parking?

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Premium matte poster on 200 gsm (80 lb cover) paper, 0.26 mm thick
- Smooth, uncoated matte finish: no glare
- FSC-certified or equivalent paper
- Vertical, in three sizes: 12x16″ (30x40 cm), 18x24″ (45x60 cm) and 24x32″ (60x80 cm)
- Her whole picture, name and saying, never cropped
- Frame not included
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

Overly Ripe Wisdom
Too ripe to filter.