Opal Pullover Hoodie | Overly Ripe Wisdom

Meet Opal of Overly Ripe Wisdom—the woman whose favorite event is the one she skipped.

Featuring Opal and her signature saying, “I came. I saw. I decided it wasn’t worth the parking.”, on a classic pullover hoodie. Cozy for the nights she stays home and saves herself the parking fee.

Opal’s ideal evening involves no car keys at all. She has her coffee, her journal, a row of succulents on the windowsill, and a deep sense of satisfaction about everything she didn’t go to.

Her friends text photos of the long lines and the packed parking lot. Opal sends back a thumbs-up from the couch. She’s missing nothing, and she knows it.

A funny, unapologetic gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mothers, and every wonderfully seasoned woman who is simply too ripe to filter.

The nitty-gritty (she read the fine print so you don’t have to):

- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex pullover hoodie
- 8.0 oz cotton/polyester fleece (50% cotton, 50% polyester in solid colors)
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Front pouch pocket
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; double-needle stitching
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Opal printed on the front
- Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Printed on demand just for you
- Free shipping

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